The Weed Pipe Creed Tee

The Weed Pipe Creed

This is my Weed Pipe. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My weed pipe is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

Without me, my weed pipe is useless. Without my weed pipe, I am useless. I must use it to fire up bowls. I must smoke longer than my homie who is trying to out smoke me. I must fade him before he fades me. I will ...

My weed pipe and I know that what counts in life is not the blunts we roast, the smoke rings we blow, nor the edibles we consume. We know that it is the homies we blaze with that count. We will ...

My weed pipe is human, even as I am human, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its stem, its carb, its bowl, its colors, its textures and its smell. I will keep my weed pipe clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will ...

Before the universe, I swear this creed. My weed pipe and I are the defenders of my munchies. We are the masters of our boredom. We are the saviors of my sanity.

So be it, until victory is Cannabis’ and there is no schwag, but kind buds!

Canvas Unisex Shirt

100% combed and ring-spun cotton
4.2-ounce and 30 singles
Side seams with a retail fit
Shoulder to shoulder taping